There’s an official Looney Tunes comic that heavily implies Elmer and Daffy Duck fucked and I’m
The worst part is I JUST noticed the hearts coming out of his ass
I needed this today…
“I’m writing a first draft and reminding myself that I’m simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.” ~Shannon Hale
Real life moon wand.
Built by myself using brass, redgum, amethyst, and other assorted gemstones.
I’m
⚪️ heterosexual
⚪️ bisexual
⚪️ homosexual
🔘 Sorry I don’t treat you like a goddess. Is that what you want me to do? Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re perfect- like all your little loyal subjects do. Sorry I’m not made of sugar am I not sweet enough for you?
My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.
I LOVE HER.
i would die for that cat
Harry, Hermione, and Ron are killed early in their search for Horcruxes. Voldemort orders a full invasion of Hogwarts to find the remaining ones. In a panic, Hogwarts is evacuated. One student slept through the evacuation order: 4th year American transfer student Kevin McCallister.
I would like to go on the record as saying….i hate this…….
He’d win
That is part of why….I hate it……bc I genuinely to the core of my being believe that Macaulay Culkin could probably have finished Voldemort faster than the golden trio & Dumbledore combined…………this kid could play a fake recording of Dumbledore saying “Merry Christmas ya filthy animal” with the sound of spells being fired off from the Room of Requirement and Tom Riddle would be tf out of there so fast & slip on a Portable Swamp and fall down a changing staircase…………..
